Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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