I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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