I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
