Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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