I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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