Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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