try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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