quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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