Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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