Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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