what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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