It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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