No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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