Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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