glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
