Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
im on a boat
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