Who wears a wallet chain?!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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