why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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