He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
