just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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