Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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