I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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