I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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