I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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