Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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