Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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