What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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