Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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