What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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