have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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