I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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