ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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