I hope mine doesn't look like that
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he shaved USA in his pubs
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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