I'm really into asian looking animals
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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