just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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