She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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