it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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