we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
