seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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