genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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