I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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