Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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