are you still at the devil's house?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She bit a glass in half.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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