You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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