why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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