btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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