Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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