he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
two words...techno handjob
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Watching her eat just hurts me
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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