everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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