Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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