Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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