So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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