He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Shame - the story of my life.
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