Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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