I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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