Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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