She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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