She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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