Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
