Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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