That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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